The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to instantly die

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!