the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!