The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to control urine

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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Grass eating

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to taste your own spit

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!