The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to see forever

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The power to die at will.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to be wrong

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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A good Kisser

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!