The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to be in AA.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!