The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to breath under lava

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The ability to not be Batman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!