The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power of Acid Tears

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!