the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to die at will

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to see into the present

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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Meatvision.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to to think less

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!