The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to herd cats

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to not have superpowers

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to live.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!