The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to go into a coma

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to be a walrus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!