The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!