The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to read captchas

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to have no powers

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to die.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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Third armpit.

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Taekwondo

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!