The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to explode on the moon

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!