EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!