The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the power to beathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!