The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The ability to read braile.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to die at will.

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The power to die when you die

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!