The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power... to move you.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!