The power to become a llama.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to eat ass.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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32% Levitation.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power of being yourself

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!