The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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Lactokinesis

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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make youself dumb

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!