The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to go into a coma

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to eat nandos

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!