The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make glass clear

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to walk on two legs

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!