The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to clean

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to repel women.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!