the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!