The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to jump faster.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!