The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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A healing punch

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to be yourself.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!