The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the power to be able to blow air

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!