the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to see through windows

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to see through air

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!