The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!