The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to have a power.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to grow new teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!