the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to have a power

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to clean

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to repel women.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!