The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!