The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!