The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to see through thin air

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the ability to die without any control

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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Taekwondo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!