The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to be stupid

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!