The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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captain obvious

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!