The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Grass eating

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!