The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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See through invisible people

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to not see ads

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to speak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!