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The power to die
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The power to think of a pointless superpower
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The power to see the future but through a straw.
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The power to see at night but only black objects.
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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.
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The power to breath while under a container of water
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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.
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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit
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The power to when you get scared, you fart.
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The power to do anything you don't want to do.
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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol
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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees
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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
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The power to eat multiple things at a time
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The power to turn load noises into cake
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The power to turn anything you touch into cats
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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.
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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha
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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!
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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.
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The power to have no power.
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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest
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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®
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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!