The power to exist

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to fly in space

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!