The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

The power to turn load noises into cake

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

The power to slip on anything.

The power to have no power.

the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The power to kick a kid in the balls.

The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

The power to only make burnt toast

the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

The power to die.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!