the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to have a power

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!