the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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penis

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!