The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to speak only in binary

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to die at will

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!