The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!