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The power to be yourself.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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A healing punch

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!