The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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anything Aquaman does

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!