the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to like any show

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the super power to remove your super power

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!