The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to see air

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to get STD's

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to shed hair

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!