The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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Tits for a guy.

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captain obvious

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!