The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!