the power to youtube poop

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to die but once

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!