The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!