the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

the power to turn into a dead person

The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

The power to control your own mind.

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

Grass eating

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

The power of having night vision that only works during the day

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

The power to make a sound that attracts whales

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

The power of Acid Tears

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!