the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the ability to enjoy school

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!