The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!