the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!