The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to only see glass.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to die

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to always be at half mast.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!