the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!