I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to know what time is not

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to hate nature

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!