the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

The power to poo in the toilet

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power of trolling your self

The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

Being Aquaman

The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

The power to eat edible things.

The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

The power to see through windows

Nipple Radar.

power to orgasm over long distances

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

the power of make your leg invisible

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!