the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to attract bullets

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!