The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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i like pie.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!