The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to do nothing

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!