The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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They power to be able to make meth.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!