The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to get foot-boners

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!