The power to Google "Google".

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the power to fly indoors

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!