The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to hurt the people you love

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!