To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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KeemStar

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!